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dearvante:

me at 4 am on a school night

fattyatomicmutant:

disneystheweekenders:

Some Ms. Tonitini awesomeness for your dashboard!

Ms. Tonitini is the mom I strive to be

siege1:

gahdamnpunk:

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Look how talented he is!!

His instagram is waspa_art

I love that he’s that good at 11. I can’t even imagine how his style will look in the future with even more years of practice on him

(Source: twitter.com)

mysoulrunsdeep:

pussyprlnt:

5unflwr:

southernbitchface:

quietly-islayem:

trashg0d:

paninimami:

diaryofakanemem:

turtle94c:

diaryofakanemem:

Don’t do drugs, ladies and gents. 😂😭😂😭😂😭

“Whats your safe word?”

That part had me weak 😂😭😂😭😂😭 

“You think I’m in pilates?”😭

“watch ya fingers bootyhole man!!” Lmfaooaoaoaoooo

Lol i need to be his friend

“Every strong man got a sensitive side”

Lmaooooooooooooooooo

“Ooo that’s cute”

Bruh I love this dude! Why is he getting arrested and is there a link for us to send money to bail him out?

pizzahualcoyotl:

miss–kiwi:

scullysthumbtacks:

the monty hall saga

please watch brooklyn nine-nine

hoooOw dare you detective diaz i am your supIORIOR OFFICER! (BONE!!!!)whathappensinmybedroomdetectiveis none of your business (!boOoOoNE?!) dont, ever, speak to me like that again.

I’ve already reblogged this scene but the last comment is a masterclass in punctuation and vocal emphasis.

roaringstream:

rooks:

The best moments of this show are where Eric has realized they’ve gone too far

They deadass got a live bear….

queerpotters:

sherlocksmyth:

I have a friend who is dyslexic and one time he said “I put the sexy into dyslexia” and he waited for like thirty seconds and just went “fuck.”